Ear on a Stick
Not a mask, but adds to your Smile on a Stick schtick!
Use it to say: I'm All Ears! I Ear You! Ear Me Out! Not Listening! or the ever popular Do You Ear Me Now?
Santa on a Stick
Great fun for the holidays. Simply hold the Santa-On-A Stick up to your face and instantly you'll turn into Jolly Old St. Nick.
It may not fool Mrs. Claus or the reindeer, but it's sure to get lots of laughs.