Good Old Fashioned Silly Stuff This is where we keep all the silly things that don't quite fit anyplace else. Check it out. Larger image Larger image Appearing 8 Foot Pencil, Straw or Wand Produce an 8 foot long straw or magic wand from a hat, suitcase, or practically anywhere. Both look great on stage - Straw is white with yellow and red stripes and Wand is black with white tips. The possiblities are endless. Easy to do - learn it minutes after receiving it! Supplied complete with instructions. Made in the USA of strong, durable materials that are guaranteed to last! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Appearing 8 Ft Pencil $ 36.00 G1016 Appearing 8 Ft Straw $ 36.00 G1018 Appearing 8 Ft Wand $ 36.00 G1019 Larger image Applause Card This is a nice gag with a magical touch, which any performer can use to milk a little extra applause! Performer holds up a card which says "APPLAUSE PLEASE." This will bring a few claps, so he turns it around, and it reads "LOUDER." A little encouragement from the performer will help increase the noise level, and at the peak, the card is turned around again, and now it now reads "THAT'S ENOUGH." Use it as a running gag, and the response will grow with each performance. A simple and easy to use item that packs flat at the bottom of the suitcase and makes for a good laugh in any show! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Applause Card $ 8.00 N1011 Larger image Apple "Computer" Black Board Use this blackboard any time you need to consult your "apple." Great for any tricks with predictions or in the popular skit "Mind Reader." Approximately 10 x 9 inches. Chalk and eraser included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Apple "Computer" Black Board $ 2.75 N1008 Larger image "Bang" Guns These silly props make no sound, but have a bright red "Bang" flag that pops out instead. Lots of fun with our 5 inch, silver colored plastic Jumbo Sheriff's Badge and Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats! Small is about 5.5" long, with a 2" handle; it extends to 8.5" long when "fired" with a 6"x6" flag. Large is about 8.5" long, also with a 2" handle; it extends to 15" long when "fired" with a 9"x10" flag. The large flag does tend to unfurl a little more smoothly, and is also more visible at a distance. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bang Gun, Small (5.5 " long) $ 2.50 N1017 Bang Gun, Large (8.5 " long $ 5.50 N1018 Larger image Big Daddy's Undies Oversized white jockey shorts are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use these giant underwear as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Big Daddy's Undies $ 23.00 N10203 Larger image Big Momma's Undies Oversized red bloomers with black lace trim are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use them as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Big Momma's Undies $ 15.00 N10204 Larger image Chicken Sandwich This comical sandwich has a cloth chicken (complete with eyes and beak) between two pieces of foam bread. Ask someone if they'd like to share a chicken sandwich, pull the sandwich out of your pocket and open it to unfold the chicken - a great laugh maker. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Chicken Sandwich $ 5.95 N1053 Larger image Clap Boards Like in the movies, this black and white clapboard snaps opened and shut and starts the new scene. Great for magic "do-overs" and opening skits. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Clap Board, Large (12"x10") $ 8.00 N1058 Clap Board, Small (8"x7") $ 5.95 N1059 Larger image Clown Fish Colorful plastic Clown, or Coral Fish with a red clown nose make a great silly sight gag. Fish also squirt water. Large Fish is 9 inches long, Small Fish is 3 inches long. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Clown Fish, Small $ 1.25 N1253 Clown Fish, Large $ 4.50 N1254 Larger image Coin Family You tell a story about Billy and his family, Nicholas and Penny, using 3 jumbo coins (3 inch diameter) as props. A silly tale which will reward you with chuckles and groans. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Coin Family $ 9.00 N1099 Individual Coins Penny - N1151 Nickel, Jefferson - N1152 Nickel, Buffalo - N1152B Dime - N1153 Quarter - N1154 $ 3.50 See List Larger image Cone Shooter, Clown Fish 5" Plastic Clown Fish Cone Shooters. Press button and foam ball flies off. Each with a matching 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Cone Shooter, Clown Fish $ 1.50 N1252 Larger image Cone Shooter, Ice Cream Press button and foam "ice cream" flies off. 5" plastic cone, each with a 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted "flavors". Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Cone Shooter, Foam Ice Cream $ 1.50 N1144 Temporarily Out of Stock. Larger image Confetti Bucket This classic clown stunt can now be a part of your act... Pour up to 16 ounces of water into this ordinary looking bucket, but when you throw it into your audience, it's only a bucketful of confetti! Great for audiences of all ages, self-working and very effective. Large Bucket is 9.5 inch tall and holds about 8 quarts. Small Bucket is 5 inches tall and holds about 14 ounces. Mini Bucket is about 3 3/4 inches tall and holds just a few ounces. Instructions and routine ideas included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Confetti Bucket, Large $ 65.00 G1203 Confetti Bucket, Small $ 48.00 G12030  Out of Stock. Confetti Bucket, Mini $ 30.00 G12029 Larger image Counterfeit Detector A comical way of collecting money. Drop in a borrowed bill into the top of the Counterfeit Detector. Then watch it visibly shred! Your victim, er, volunteer will gasp as their greenback is cut to ribbons in plain sight. Sound effects eminating from the detector add to the effect. Of course, the borrowed cash is unharmed, and can be reclaimed from the back of this novelty bank easily. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Counterfeit Detector $ 25.00 G1204 Larger image Crazy Joke Hammer When you make the motion of striking something with this hammer, it makes a sound like breaking glass (note: hammer doesn't actually have to hit anything to make the sound). Click to hear a sample of the glass breaking sound. Flashing red light on top adds to the effect. It's a real crack up! Approximately 10 inches tall. Requires 3 AA batteries - not included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Crazy Joke Hammer $ 6.50 N1115 Larger image Diamond Ring, Colossal It's a fake Diamond Ring and it's HUGE! Get a great laugh with this ring in clown skits, give it away as a gift to a birthday child or when attending "non-clown" events like a wedding rehearsal. Makes a great gift or decoration - try it as a napkin ring! Approximately 3 inches wide amd 2.25 inches in diameter. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Diamond Ring, Colossal $ 2.50 N11182 Larger image Egg, Plastic Realistic looking hollow plastic eggs, sold individually. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Egg, Plastic $ 1.00 N11192 Larger image Extendable Meal Set An ordinary-looking Knife, Fork and Spoon, that extend from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Extendable Meal Set $ 13.00 N11197 Larger image Extending Fork An ordinary-looking fork, that extends from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Extending Fork $ 4.00 N11196 Larger image Faucet, Phoney Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Phoney Faucet $ 3.50 N11204 Larger image Flexible Pencils Flexible pencils can be bent and curved - the longer one can even be tied in a knot... and it really writes, too! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Flexible Pencil, 13" $ 0.85 N1126 Larger image Glasses, Nerds Thick-framed glasses make your eyes look "googly-eyed." Will help even the very nearsighted clown to "see." Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Nerd Glasses $ 2.25 N1137 Larger image Glasses, Jumbo Sunglasses Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted neon colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Sunglasses $ 2.50 N1350 Larger image Glasses, Jumbo Heart Sunglasses Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted metallic colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Heart Sunglasses $ 3.50 N1351 Larger image Star Sunglasses, Jumbo Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted metallic colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Star Sunglasses $ 3.50 N1352   Glasses, Jumbo Star Sunglasses Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted metallic colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Star Sunglasses $ 3.50 N1352 Larger image Hobo Soup Hobo Soup - it's a soup that plays like a prop! Completely 100% edible (and tasty) soup is canned with this fabulous Hobo logo making it a perfect prop for the well fed tramp. Our recommendation: empty the can for a lighter clown suitcase! This soup was the brainchild of a small-town newspaperman Minnisota, who in 1953 went into the local hobo camps in search of a feature story. As a result he was treated to old-fashioned homemade hobo soup and felt the world should share in this down-to-earth cuisine. Made with beans, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, onions, and turnips, and flavored with bacon to give it a satisfying smoky taste, this thick and hearty vegetable soup is literally a meal in itself. Simply heat and eat. 15 oz. can. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Hobo Soup $ 3.50 Q1350 Larger image Hypo Phoney Fake syringe is harmless fun. Retracting needle lets you give fake shots or pretend to draw "blood." Approx. 5 inches long. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Hypo Phoney $ 4.50 N11439 Larger image Magic Light Bulb Light Bulb lights up whenever the base and side make contact with a piece metal. Wear a ring with a piece of foil in one hand and suddenly have a BRIGHT idea! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Magic Light Bulb $ 6.00 N1179 Larger image Mental Floss (also known as "Brain" Floss) When you put on Mental Floss, a large string appears to run back and forth thru your head, flossing your brain! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Mental Floss $ 2.00 N1183 Larger image Note Pads, Money Great as a giveaway item or for taking important notes. Jumbo notepads are 9.75 by 4.25 inches. Printed on one side only. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Note Pad, Jumbo $100 $#36; 3.00 N1155 Larger image Pick-A-Card, Jumbo Carry this single 7 inch tall card in a pocket or your magic case. When you invite spectators to "Pick a card, any card..." they will be amazed that you actually happen to have that very card in your pocket! Regular sized version available on our Itsy Bitsy page. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pick-A-Card, Jumbo $ 4.50 N1213   Pop Up Tie Gimmick This is a fantastic comedy gimmick that can be used over and over again during your show as a running gag. At any time during your show, you can make your tie suddenly pop straight up into the air without any visible manipulation by you! Your hands can be holding something in full view yet your tie will pop up! The gimmick furnished will fit work with any tie (tie not included, must not be of a heavy material) This gimmick is never visible to the audience so we will it keep it a secret and not show its picture here. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pop Up Tie Gimmick $ 2.95 N12402 Larger image Punch Fist Just press the button and out springs the fist accompanied by a loud "Boing" sound. The uses are endless, from skits, to comic relief! Realistic vinyl glove and plastic handle. Assorted colors, batteries included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Punch Fist $ 6.50 N1243 Larger image RUE Card (Are You Ready) This is a fun way to begin any show! Prop the card in a stand or against something so that the audience can see only the Bicycle back of the card. Then ask the audience to help you start the show by answering one question. Explain that the question is on the reverse side of the card, but the trouble sometimes is that your audience doesn't understand the question, and without an answer, you are at a loss as to whether or not to begin the show! Turn the card around and look out at your audience in anticipation of an answer. "No, it is not a street in France. Okay, I'll give you a hint." Point to the Black R and say aloud, "Are." Next point to the black U and say, "You." Finally, point out the red E and say, "Ready?" Of course the response is never loud enough the first time, so you prompt you audience again and wait for the thunderous "YES!" to begin your show. Card is approximately 11 1/2" X 7 1/2". Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart RUE Card (Are You Ready) $ 7.50 N12600 Larger image RX Glasses Set Two pair of comedy glasses. "Prescription" glasses have two RX prescription bottles attached to the front (I got prescription glasses but I can't see!) and "Contacts" have the Contact Brand cold remedy box attached (Then I got some contacts but I STILL can't see!) Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart RX Glasses Set $ 7.50 N1140 Larger image Six Foot Ruler This silly ruler made of 6 footprints is perfect for measuring almost anything - a doorway, a clown prop or even a volunteer ("are you tall enough to do this trick?") Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Six Foot Ruler $ 12.50 N1285 Larger image Sheriff's Badge Our silver colored Jumbo Sheriff's Badge looks great with our Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats and wielding Bang Guns! Approximately 5 inches in diameter, with a pin on the back. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Sheriff's Badge $ 1.35 N1274 Larger image Smile on a Stick Use this Simle on a Stick to turn any frown upside-down! Assorted colors. Item Description & Number Unit Price Qty Click to Add to Cart Select Style Original - N1287 Light Tan - N12871 Dark Tan - N12872 $ 1.95 Larger image Ear on a Stick Adds to your Smile on a Stick schtick! Use it to say: I'm All Ears! I Ear You! Ear Me Out! Not Listening! or the ever popular Do You Ear Me Now? Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Ear on a Stick $ 1.95 N11193 Larger image Grump on a Stick The perfect companion to the Smile on a Stick! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Grump on a Stick $ 1.95 N12873 Larger image Santa on a Stick Great fun for the holidays. Simply hold the Santa-On-A Stick up to your face and instantly you'll turn into Jolly Old St. Nick. It may not fool Mrs. Claus or the reindeer, but it's sure to get lots of laughs. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Santa on a Stick $ 1.95 N12874 Larger image Snake in Can Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil! Regular Can includes two 30 inch plastic-covered snakes, but you can load it with anything you like. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Potato Chip Snake Can $ 8.50 N1295 Larger image Snake in Can, Cloth Snakes Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil! Comes loaded with two giant 56 inch cloth-covered spring snakes, - totalling 9 feet of snake - but you can load it with anything you like. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Potato Chip Snake Can, Cloth $ 16.00 N1294 Temporarily Out of Stock. Larger image Snake in Can, Delayed The Snake Can is back in a new form that is perfect for practical jokers, clowns and magicians. Open the can and actually pour out sweets or remove silks. Moments later, to the real surprise of all, the snakes finally come flying out of the can! It's delayed reaction fun. Easy to operate. Can also be loaded to release one snake on opening, with a delayed second snake released on command. Comes loaded with two spring snakes. An extra pair of hands is great for helping to load them. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bavarian Snake Can, Delayed $ 6.75 N1296 Splatter Egg Realistic looking egg made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Splatter Egg $ 3.00 N13046 Temporarily Out of Stock. Larger image Splatter Rock Realistic looking rock made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Splatter Rock $ 1.25 N1304 Larger image Splatter Tomato Realistic looking tomato made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Splatter Tomato $ 1.75 N13042  Out of Stock. Larger image Split Pepsi Bottle Just ask someone if they'd like to split a Pepsi with you. "Pepsi has this new bottle that prevents germs when sharing." You then literally separate the apparently full bottle into two halves, and hand half to an audience member. Or, comment on how easy this new bottle makes staying on your diet - you can easily drink half a bottle at a time. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Split Pepsi Bottle $ 20.00 N1306 Larger image Squeak / No Squeak Frogs A fun version of the shell game with frogs that squeak when you squeeze them, or do they? Easy to do! No sleight of hand required! Set of 3 frogs and instructions included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Squeak / No Squeak Frogs $ 4.00 N13412 Larger image Squirting Ketchup and Mustard These plastic bottles look just like the squeeze bottles of ketchup and mustard found at many hot dog stands, but they only squirt (red or yellow) colored string! Lots of fun with any food-related gag. Item Description & Number Unit Price Sale Price Qty Click to Add to Cart Select Style Ketchup - N1342 Mustard - N1343 $ 2.50 Larger image Squirting Rose Beautiful fake red rose is equipped with a bulb squirter. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Squirting Rose $ 2.50 N13410 Larger image Squirting Snake Camera Line up your audience to take a group photo to remember them forever, then let them have it not once, but twice. Instead of taking a photo, this comical, oversized camera squirts them with water. After you apologize and promise that won't happen again, and this time it releases two 5 ft snakes from the flash compartment! Quality wood item. By Ickle Pickle. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Squirting Snake Camera $ 60.00 N13402 Larger image Squirt Bow Tie Available in assorted colors only. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Squirt Bow Tie $ 2.95 N1035 Larger image Bendable Clown Straw Colorful corkscrew straws with a bendable clown perched on them are a fun way for parched clowns to quench their thirst on summer days. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Clown Straw $ 1.45 N13496 Temporarily Out of Stock. Larger image Stretchy String Each cool Hyper-Flex plastic rope stretches up to 10 feet long! There's nothing else like it. Pull it, twirl it, fling it, shoot it into the sky. It stretches out and then snaps back to its original shape. Use it to play jump rope, or in the skit Long Distance Telephone. 12 inch length, easily stretches to 10 ft., 2 per pack. Assorted colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Stretchy String $ 4.50 N13498 Larger image Surprising Arm and Foot Plastic limbs with real cloth "clothing" that can be produced in a magic trick, left hanging out of your suitcase or car trunk or used in a silly skit. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Surprising Arm $ 6.50 N1010 Surprising Foot $ 8.50 N1129 Larger image Thumb, Jumbo Approximately 4 inches tall. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Thumb $ 1.00 N1161 Larger image Whoopie Cushion Colorful rubber cushion emits a familiar sound when sat on. Self-inflating! One of the ultimate classic gags. Use your imagination and have a blast! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Whoopie Cushion $ 3.75 N1375 Larger image Yodeling Pickle Are you sick and tired of trying to convince your ordinary deli pickles to yodel? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodeling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 6 1/2" long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Click here to play a sample of the melodious yodeling of this fabulous object. Batteries included. Pickle Dress-up Set includes a mini black western hat and a pair of googily eyes! (Sorry, we couldn't find any mini-lederhosen.) Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Yodeling Pickle $ 14.00 N12135 Yodeling Pickle, Dress-up Set $ tba N12135K Larger image Zipper Banana Place a peeled banana into this zipper banana. Then have fun unzipping the banana, taking a bite, and rezipping to save the rest for later. Great for a laugh or a running gag. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Zipper Banana $ 5.50 N1380

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