Good Old Fashioned Silly Stuff

Click for a larger image Click for a larger image	Appearing 8 Foot Straw or Wand Produce an 8 foot long straw or magic wand from a hat, suitcase, or practically anywhere. Both look great on stage - Straw is white with yellow and red stripes and Wand is black with white tips. The possiblities are endless. Easy to do - learn it minutes after receiving it! Supplied complete with instructions. Made in the USA of strong, durable materials that are guaranteed to last! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Appearing 8 Ft Straw $ 36.00 G1018 Appearing 8 Ft Wand $ 36.00 G1019
Click for a larger image	Apple "Computer" Black Board Use this blackboard any time you need to consult your "apple." Great for any tricks with predictions or in the popular skit "Mind Reader." Approximately 10 x 9 inches. Chalk and eraser included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Apple "Computer" Black Board $ 2.75 N1008
Click for a larger image	Bandana, Yellow Perfect for use in that still famous clown skit, "Banana Bandana," or just as a prop. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bandana, Yellow $ 2.50 A1095
Click for a larger image	"Bang" Guns These silly props make no sound, but have a bright red "Bang" flag that pops out instead. Lots of fun with our 5 inch, silver colored plastic Jumbo Sheriff's Badge and Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats! Small is about 5.5" long, with a 2" handle; it extends to 8.5" long when "fired" with a 6"x6" flag. Large is about 8.5" long, also with a 2" handle; it extends to 15" long when "fired" with a 9"x10" flag. The large flag does tend to unfurl a little more smoothly, and is also more visible at a distance. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bang Gun, Small (5.5 " long) $ 2.50 N1017 Bang Gun, Large (8.5 " long $ 5.50 N1018
Click for a larger image	Big Daddy's Undies Oversized white jockey shorts are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use these giant underwear as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Big Daddy's Undies $ 15.00 N10203
Click for a larger image	Big Momma's Undies Oversized red bloomers with black lace trim are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use them as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Big Momma's Undies $ 15.00 N10204
Click for a larger image	Bunny Teeth Flat plastic bunny teeth, just for the fun of looking like a bunny. Can also be used as groundhog teeth on February 2nd, or just about any large-toothed animal. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bunny Teeth $ 0.65 N1050

Click for a larger image	Cat-A-Pult Do cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult you can put the old saying to the test by flinging felines across the room. Just load one of the plastic cats into the plastic shooting device and pull the trigger! It’s the best thing since cat juggling! Four 1 3/8 inch flying cats included. Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Pig-a-pult (When Pigs Fly) or Chicken Chucker for more flying animals. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Cat-A-Pult $ 5.00 N10516 Flying Cats, 12/pack $ 4.95 N10517
Click for a larger image	Chicken Chucker The Chicken Chucker is a plastic poultry propelling device, a hand-held catapult whose sole purpose is to hurl miniscule rubber chickens. That's all it does, but it does it very well. Just load one of the five included mini plastic chickens into the compartment, then pull the trigger for funny fowl flinging fun. Can you possibly imagine anything more fun than THAT?! Five 1.5 inch chickens included.Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Pig-a-pult (When Pigs Fly) or Cat-a-pult for more flying animals. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Chicken Chucker $ 5.00 N1054 Itty Bitty Chickens, 12/pack $ 4.95 N10542
Click for a larger image	NEW! Chicken, Slingshot Stretch the Flingshot Flying Chicken and let him fly! As this silly chicken flies several yards across the room, he lets out three three long "Cock-a-doodle-doos." Use the Flying Chicken in skits, at parties or wherever you need a flying chicken! Anywhere you can go is just another place for you to launch your Flying Chicken. Measures: 1 Foot Beak to Feet. The Neck extends 6 inches. 6 inches wing to Wing. Tag Warning: Chicken May Fly at High Speeds. Aim away from people, pets or breakable furnishings. So be careful with your Flying Chicken. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Slingshot Chicken $ 5.95 N1055
Click for a larger image	Chicken Sandwich This comical sandwich has a cloth chicken (complete with eyes and beak) between two pieces of foam bread. Ask someone if they'd like to share a chicken sandwich, pull the sandwich out of your pocket and open it to unfold the chicken - a great laugh maker. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Chicken Sandwich $ 5.95 N1053
Click for a larger image Click for a larger image	Clap Boards Like in the movies, this black and white clapboard snaps opened and shut and starts the new scene. Great for magic "do-overs" and opening skits. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Clap Board, Large (12"x10") $ 8.00 N1058 Clap Board, Small (8"x7") $ 5.95 N1059 Clap Board, Keychain (2.5"x2.25") $ 1.50 N1057

Click for a larger image	Clown Fish Colorful plastic Clown, or Coral Fish with a red clown nose make a great silly site gag. Fish also squirt water. Large Fish is 9 inches long, Small Fish is 3 inches long. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Clown Fish, Small $ 1.25 N1253 Clown Fish, Large $ 3.50 N1254
Click for a larger image	Coin Family You tell a story about Billy and his family, Nicholas and Penny, using 3 jumbo coins (3 inch diameter) as props. A silly tale which will reward you with chuckles and groans. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Coin Family $ 9.00 N1099 Individual Coins Penny - N1151 Nickel - N1152 Dime - N1153 Quarter - N1154 $ 3.50 See List
Click for a larger image	NEW! Cone Shooter, Clown Fish 5" Plastic Clown Fish Cone Shooters. Press button and foam ball flies off. Each with a matching 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Cone Shooter, Clown Fish $ 1.50 N1252
Click for a larger image	Cone Shooter, Ice Cream Press button and foam "ice cream" flies off. 5" plastic cone, each with a 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted "flavors". Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Cone Shooter, Foam Ice Cream $ 1.50 N1144
Click for a larger image	Confetti Bucket This classic clown stunt can now be a part of your act... Pour up to 16 ounces of water into this ordinary looking bucket, but when you throw it into your audience, it's only a bucketful of confetti! Great for audiences of all ages, self-working and very effective. Large Bucket is 9.5 inch tall and holds about 8 quarts. Small Bucket is 5 inches tall and holds about 14 ounces. NEW! Mini Bucket is about 3 3/4 inches tall and holds just a few ounces. Instructions and routine ideas included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Confetti Bucket, Large $ 65.00 G1203 Confetti Bucket, Small $ 48.00 G12030 Confetti Bucket, Mini $ 30.00 G12029

Click for a larger image	NEW! Counterfeit Detector A comical way of collecting money. Drop in a borrowed bill into the top of the Counterfeit Detector. Then watch it visibly shred! Your victim, er, volunteer will gasp as their greenback is cut to ribbons in plain sight. Sound effects eminating from the detector add to the effect. Of course, the borrowed cash is unharmed, and can be reclaimed from the back of this novelty bank easily. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Counterfeit Detector $ 25.00 G1204
Click for a larger image	Crazy Joke Hammer When you make the motion of striking something with this hammer, it makes a sound like breaking glass (note: hammer doesn't actually have to hit anything to make the sound). Click to hear a sample of the glass breaking sound. Flashing red light on top adds to the effect. It's a real crack up! Approximately 10 inches tall. Requires 3 AA batteries - not included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Crazy Joke Hammer $ 6.50 N1115
Click for a larger image	Diamond Ring, Colossal It's a fake Diamond Ring and it's HUGE! Get a great laugh with this ring in clown skits, give it away as a gift to a birthday child or when attending "non-clown" events like a wedding rehearsal. Makes a great gift or decoration - try it as a napkin ring! Approximately 3 inches wide amd 2.25 inches in diameter. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Diamond Ring, Colossal $ 2.50 N11182
Click for a larger image	Egg, Plastic Realistic looking hollow plastic eggs, sold individually. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Egg, Plastic $ 1.00 N11192
Click for a larger image	Extending Fork An ordinary-looking fork, that extends from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Extending Fork $ 4.00 N11196
Click for a larger image	Faucet, Phoney Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Phoney Faucet $ 3.50 N11204
Click for a larger image	Flexible Pencils Flexible pencils can be bent and curved - the longer one can even be tied in a knot... and it really writes, too! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Flexible Pencil, 13" $ 0.85 N1126 Flexible Pencil, 4.5" $ 0.65 N1257

Click for a larger image	NEW! Funny Paper TP A plain white roll of toilet paper with a cute clown design embroidered onto it. Makes a great gift for that special someone, or use it to brighten up your restroom! High quality embroidery with over 10,000 stitches on each design. The design is embroidered onto the top sheet of paper, with a sturdy backing and reinforcement (colors may vary). Each decorative roll is packaged in a clear cellophane bag with a red ribbon. Manufactured by Sewly by Us. Clown Angel, Clown Nurse, Boy Clown and Girl Clown designs by Angel of Artistic Endeavors, exclusively licensed to Sewly by Us. Item Description & Number Unit Price Qty Click to Add to Cart Choose Funny Paper Style Clown Face - Q1345 Clown Angel - Q13451 Clown Nurse - Q13452 Boy Clown - Q13453 Girl Clown - Q13454 $ 7.95
Click for a larger image	Glasses, Nerds Thick-framed glasses make your eyes look "googly-eyed." Will help even the very nearsighted clown to "see." Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Nerd Glasses $ 2.25 N1137
Click for a larger image	Glasses, Jumbo Sunglasses Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted neon colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Sunglasses $ 2.50 N1350
Click for a larger image	NEW! Glasses, Jumbo Heart Sunglasses Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted metallic colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Heart Sunglasses $ 3.50 N1351 Temporarily Out of Stock.
Click for a larger image	NEW! Glasses, Jumbo - Wiper Oversized glasses with decorative wiper blades on the lenses. The blades are not motorized, but can be pushed to and fro with your fingers. Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted colors. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Wiper Glasses $ 2.75 N1141 Temporarily Out of Stock.
Click for a larger image	Hobo Soup Hobo Soup - it's a soup that plays like a prop! Completely 100% edible (and tasty) soup is canned with this fabulous Hobo logo making it a perfect prop for the well fed tramp. Our recommendation: empty the can for a lighter clown suitcase! This soup was the brainchild of a small-town newspaperman Minnisota, who in 1953 went into the local hobo camps in search of a feature story. As a result he was treated to old-fashioned homemade hobo soup and felt the world should share in this down-to-earth cuisine. Made with beans, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, onions, and turnips, and flavored with bacon to give it a satisfying smoky taste, this thick and hearty vegetable soup is literally a meal in itself. Simply heat and eat. 15 oz. can. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Hobo Soup $ 2.25 Q1350

Click for a larger image	Hypo Phoney Fake syringe is harmless fun. Retracting needle lets you give fake shots or pretend to draw "blood." Approx. 5 inches long. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Hypo Phoney $ 4.50 N11439
Click for a larger image	Inflatable Birthday Cake Balloon Weight This colorful birthday cake inflates to about a 12 inch diameter and has "Happy Birthday" is repeated three times around the outside. Purple, orange and fuchsia printed on white with a loop in the middle that you can attach helium filled balloons to for a fun centerpiece. cake, and there is a sand weight in the center bottom of each one. Each balloon weight even comes with a repair patch to help increase the life of the item. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Inflatable Birthday Cake Balloon Weight $ 3.50 N1149
Click for a larger image	Invisible Dog Leash This leash seems to contain an Invisible Dog. Have lots of walkaround or parade fun pretending to walk your transparent pooch. Looks great with our Giant Hot Dog in a Bun (my dog Frank) or a Rubber Chicken (a bird dog) for variety! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Invisible Dog Leash $ 6.50 N1150
	Kodak Moment Card This heavy duty card has the words "A Kodak Moment" on the front. When you are about to perform something wonderful, especially utilizing an audience member in a particularly silly or impressive routine, pause noticeably and hold up this card reminding the audience to immortalize the moment on film. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Kodak Moment Card $ 0.75 N1174
Click for a larger image	Magic Light Bulb Light Bulb lights up whenever the base and side make contact with a piece metal. Wear a ring with a piece of foil in one hand and suddenly have a BRIGHT idea! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Magic Light Bulb $ 6.00 N1179
Click for a larger image	Mental Floss (also known as "Brain" Floss) When you put on Mental Floss, a large string appears to run back and forth thru your head, flossing your brain! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Mental Floss $ 2.00 N1183

Click for a larger image	Note Pads, Money Great as a giveaway item or for taking important notes. Mini notepads are 1.75 by 2.25 inches, and Jumbo notepads are 9.75 by 4.25 inches. Printed on one side only. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Note Pad, Mini $100 &$36; 1.30 N1158 Note Pad, Jumbo $100 &$36; 3.00 N1155
Click for a larger image	Pick-A-Card, Jumbo Carry this single 7 inch tall card in a pocket or your magic case. When you invite spectators to "Pick a card, any card..." they will be amazed that you actually happen to have that very card in your pocket! Regular sized version available on our Itsy Bitsy page. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pick-A-Card, Jumbo $ 4.50 N1213
Click for a larger image	Pig-A-Pult If you've never seen pigs fly, here's your chance! Just load one or more tiny plastic pigs into the hand-held mini catapult and pull the trigger for loads of propelled porcine fun. Twenty 1/2 inch flying pigs included. Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Cat-a-pult or Chicken Chucker for more flying animals. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pig-A-Pult $ 5.00 N1371 Mini Pigs, 24/pack $ 2.95 N13712
Click for a larger image	Pop Gun, Wood Brightly painted, 8 1/2 inch long wood gun with a "popping" cork. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pop Gun, Wood $ 2.50 N1237
	Pop Up Tie Gimmick This is a fantastic comedy gimmick that can be used over and over again during your show as a running gag. At any time during your show, you can make your tie suddenly pop straight up into the air without any visible manipulation by you! Your hands can be holding something in full view yet your tie will pop up! The gimmick furnished will fit work with any tie (tie not included, must not be of a heavy material) This gimmick is never visible to the audience so we will it keep it a secret and not show its picture here. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Pop Up Tie Gimmick $ 2.95 N12402
Click for a larger image	Punch Fist Just press the button and out springs the fist accompanied by a loud "Boing" sound. The uses are endless, from skits, to comic relief! Realistic vinyl glove and plastic handle. Assorted colors, batteries included. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Punch Fist $ 6.50 N1243
Click for a larger image	NEW! RUE Card (Are You Ready) This is a fun way to begin any show! Prop the card in a stand or against something so that the audience can see only the Bicycle back of the card. Then ask the audience to help you start the show by answering one question. Explain that the question is on the reverse side of the card, but the trouble sometimes is that your audience doesn't understand the question, and without an answer, you are at a loss as to whether or not to begin the show! Turn the card around and look out at your audience in anticipation of an answer. "No, it is not a street in France. Okay, I'll give you a hint." Point to the Black R and say aloud, "Are." Next point to the black U and say, "You." Finally, point out the red E and say, "Ready?" Of course the response is never loud enough the first time, so you prompt you audience again and wait for the thunderous "YES!" to begin your show. Card is approximately 11 1/2" X 7 1/2". Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart RUE Card (Are You Ready) $ 7.50 N12600
Click for a larger image	RX Glasses Set Two pair of comedy glasses. "Prescription" glasses have two RX prescription bottles attached to the front (I got prescription glasses but I can't see!) and "Contacts" have the Contact Brand cold remedy box attached (Then I got some contacts but I STILL can't see!) Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart RX Glasses Set $ 7.50 N1140
Click for a larger image	Six Foot Ruler This silly ruler made of 6 footprints is perfect for measuring almost anything - a doorway, a clown prop or even a volunteer ("are you tall enough to do this trick?") Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Six Foot Ruler $ 12.50 N1285
Click for a larger image	Sheriff's Badge Our silver colored Jumbo Sheriff's Badge looks great with our Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats and wielding Bang Guns! Approximately 5 inches in diameter, with a pin on the back. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Jumbo Sheriff's Badge $ 1.35 N1274
Click for a larger image	Smile on a Stick Use this Simle on a Stick to turn any frown upside-down! Assorted colors. Item Description & Number Unit Price Qty Click to Add to Cart Select Style Original - N1287 Light Tan - N12871 Dark Tan - N12872 $ 1.95
Click for a larger image	NEW! Grump on a Stick The perfect companion to the Smile on a Stick! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Grump on a Stick $ 1.95 N12873
Click for a larger image	NEW! Santa on a Stick Great fun for the holidays. Simply hold the Santa-On-A Stick up to your face and instantly you'll turn into Jolly Old St. Nick. It may not fool Mrs. Claus or the reindeer, but it's sure to get lots of laughs. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Santa on a Stick $ 1.95 N12874
Click for a larger image	Snake in Can Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil! Comes loaded with two giant spring snakes, but you can load it with anything you like! Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Krinkles Potato Chip Snake Can $ 6.95 N1295
Click for a larger image	NEW! Snake in Can, Delayed The Snake Can is back in a new form that is perfect for practical jokers, clowns and magicians. Open the can and actually pour out sweets or remove silks. Moments later, to the real surprise of all, the snakes finally come flying out of the can! It's delayed reaction fun. Easy to operate. Can also be loaded to release one snake on opening, with a delayed second snake released on command. Comes loaded with two spring snakes. An extra pair of hands is great for helping to load them. Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart Bavarian Snake Can, Delayed $ 6.75 N1296