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Good Old Fashioned Silly Stuff

This is where we keep all the silly things that don't quite fit anyplace else. Check it out.


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Appearing 8 Foot Straw or Wand
Produce an 8 foot long straw or magic wand from a hat, suitcase, or practically anywhere. Both look great on stage - Straw is white with yellow and red stripes and Wand is black with white tips. The possiblities are endless. Easy to do - learn it minutes after receiving it! Supplied complete with instructions. Made in the USA of strong, durable materials that are guaranteed to last!
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Appearing 8 Ft Straw $ 36.00
G1018
Appearing 8 Ft Wand $ 36.00
G1019




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Apple "Computer" Black Board
Use this blackboard any time you need to consult your "apple." Great for any tricks with predictions or in the popular skit "Mind Reader." Approximately 10 x 9 inches. Chalk and eraser included.
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Apple "Computer" Black Board $ 2.75 N1008




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Bandana, Yellow
Perfect for use in that still famous clown skit, "Banana Bandana," or just as a prop.
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Bandana, Yellow $ 2.50
A1095




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"Bang" Guns
These silly props make no sound, but have a bright red "Bang" flag that pops out instead. Lots of fun with our 5 inch, silver colored plastic Jumbo Sheriff's Badge and Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats!

Small is about 5.5" long, with a 2" handle; it extends to 8.5" long when "fired" with a 6"x6" flag. Large is about 8.5" long, also with a 2" handle; it extends to 15" long when "fired" with a 9"x10" flag. The large flag does tend to unfurl a little more smoothly, and is also more visible at a distance.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Bang Gun, Small (5.5 " long) $ 2.50 N1017
Bang Gun, Large (8.5 " long $ 5.50 N1018




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Big Daddy's Undies
Oversized white jockey shorts are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use these giant underwear as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination!
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Big Daddy's Undies $ 15.00 N10203




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Big Momma's Undies
Oversized red bloomers with black lace trim are sure to get a hilarious reaction! Use them as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination!
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Big Momma's Undies $ 15.00 N10204




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Bunny Teeth
Flat plastic bunny teeth, just for the fun of looking like a bunny. Can also be used as groundhog teeth on February 2nd, or just about any large-toothed animal.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Bunny Teeth $ 0.65 N1050



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Cat-A-Pult
Do cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult you can put the old saying to the test by flinging felines across the room. Just load one of the plastic cats into the plastic shooting device and pull the trigger! It’s the best thing since cat juggling! Four 1 3/8 inch flying cats included. Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Pig-a-pult (When Pigs Fly) or Chicken Chucker for more flying animals.
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Cat-A-Pult $ 5.00 N10516
Flying Cats, 12/pack $ 4.95 N10517




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Chicken Chucker
The Chicken Chucker is a plastic poultry propelling device, a hand-held catapult whose sole purpose is to hurl miniscule rubber chickens. That's all it does, but it does it very well. Just load one of the five included mini plastic chickens into the compartment, then pull the trigger for funny fowl flinging fun. Can you possibly imagine anything more fun than THAT?! Five 1.5 inch chickens included.Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Pig-a-pult (When Pigs Fly) or Cat-a-pult for more flying animals.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Chicken Chucker $ 5.00 N1054
Itty Bitty Chickens, 12/pack $ 4.95 N10542




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NEW! Chicken, Slingshot
Stretch the Flingshot Flying Chicken and let him fly! As this silly chicken flies several yards across the room, he lets out three three long "Cock-a-doodle-doos." Use the Flying Chicken in skits, at parties or wherever you need a flying chicken! Anywhere you can go is just another place for you to launch your Flying Chicken. Measures: 1 Foot Beak to Feet. The Neck extends 6 inches. 6 inches wing to Wing. Tag Warning: Chicken May Fly at High Speeds. Aim away from people, pets or breakable furnishings. So be careful with your Flying Chicken.
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Slingshot Chicken $ 5.95 N1055




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Chicken Sandwich
This comical sandwich has a cloth chicken (complete with eyes and beak) between two pieces of foam bread. Ask someone if they'd like to share a chicken sandwich, pull the sandwich out of your pocket and open it to unfold the chicken - a great laugh maker.
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Chicken Sandwich $ 5.95 N1053




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Clap Boards
Like in the movies, this black and white clapboard snaps opened and shut and starts the new scene. Great for magic "do-overs" and opening skits.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Clap Board, Large (12"x10") $ 8.00 N1058
Clap Board, Small (8"x7") $ 5.95 N1059
Clap Board, Keychain (2.5"x2.25") $ 1.50 N1057

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Clown Fish
Colorful plastic Clown, or Coral Fish with a red clown nose make a great silly site gag. Fish also squirt water. Large Fish is 9 inches long, Small Fish is 3 inches long.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Clown Fish, Small $ 1.25
N1253
Clown Fish, Large $ 3.50
N1254




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Coin Family
You tell a story about Billy and his family, Nicholas and Penny, using 3 jumbo coins (3 inch diameter) as props. A silly tale which will reward you with chuckles and groans.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Coin Family $ 9.00
N1099
$ 3.50 See List


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NEW! Cone Shooter, Clown Fish
5" Plastic Clown Fish Cone Shooters. Press button and foam ball flies off. Each with a matching 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted colors.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Cone Shooter, Clown Fish $ 1.50 N1252


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Cone Shooter, Ice Cream
Press button and foam "ice cream" flies off. 5" plastic cone, each with a 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted "flavors".
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Cone Shooter, Foam Ice Cream $ 1.50 N1144




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Confetti Bucket
This classic clown stunt can now be a part of your act... Pour up to 16 ounces of water into this ordinary looking bucket, but when you throw it into your audience, it's only a bucketful of confetti! Great for audiences of all ages, self-working and very effective. Large Bucket is 9.5 inch tall and holds about 8 quarts. Small Bucket is 5 inches tall and holds about 14 ounces. NEW! Mini Bucket is about 3 3/4 inches tall and holds just a few ounces. Instructions and routine ideas included.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Confetti Bucket, Large $ 65.00
G1203
Confetti Bucket, Small $ 48.00
G12030
Confetti Bucket, Mini $ 30.00
G12029



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NEW! Counterfeit Detector
A comical way of collecting money. Drop in a borrowed bill into the top of the Counterfeit Detector. Then watch it visibly shred! Your victim, er, volunteer will gasp as their greenback is cut to ribbons in plain sight. Sound effects eminating from the detector add to the effect. Of course, the borrowed cash is unharmed, and can be reclaimed from the back of this novelty bank easily.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Counterfeit Detector $ 25.00 G1204


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Crazy Joke Hammer
When you make the motion of striking something with this hammer, it makes a sound like breaking glass (note: hammer doesn't actually have to hit anything to make the sound).
Click to hear a sample of the glass breaking sound. Flashing red light on top adds to the effect. It's a real crack up! Approximately 10 inches tall. Requires 3 AA batteries - not included.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Crazy Joke Hammer $ 6.50 N1115




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Diamond Ring, Colossal
It's a fake Diamond Ring and it's HUGE! Get a great laugh with this ring in clown skits, give it away as a gift to a birthday child or when attending "non-clown" events like a wedding rehearsal. Makes a great gift or decoration - try it as a napkin ring! Approximately 3 inches wide amd 2.25 inches in diameter.
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Diamond Ring, Colossal $ 2.50 N11182




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Egg, Plastic
Realistic looking hollow plastic eggs, sold individually.
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Egg, Plastic $ 1.00 N11192




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Extending Fork
An ordinary-looking fork, that extends from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties!
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Extending Fork $ 4.00 N11196




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Faucet, Phoney
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Phoney Faucet $ 3.50 N11204




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Flexible Pencils
Flexible pencils can be bent and curved - the longer one can even be tied in a knot... and it really writes, too!
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Flexible Pencil, 13" $ 0.85 N1126
Flexible Pencil, 4.5" $ 0.65 N1257



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NEW! Funny Paper TP
A plain white roll of toilet paper with a cute clown design embroidered onto it. Makes a great gift for that special someone, or use it to brighten up your restroom! High quality embroidery with over 10,000 stitches on each design. The design is embroidered onto the top sheet of paper, with a sturdy backing and reinforcement (colors may vary). Each decorative roll is packaged in a clear cellophane bag with a red ribbon. Manufactured by Sewly by Us.
Clown Angel, Clown Nurse, Boy Clown and Girl Clown designs by Angel of Artistic Endeavors, exclusively licensed to Sewly by Us.
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$ 7.95




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Glasses, Nerds
Thick-framed glasses make your eyes look "googly-eyed." Will help even the very nearsighted clown to "see."
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Nerd Glasses $ 2.25 N1137




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Glasses, Jumbo Sunglasses
Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted neon colors.
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Jumbo Sunglasses $ 2.50 N1350




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NEW! Glasses, Jumbo Heart Sunglasses
Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted metallic colors.
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Jumbo Heart Sunglasses $ 3.50 N1351 Temporarily Out of Stock.




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NEW! Glasses, Jumbo - Wiper
Oversized glasses with decorative wiper blades on the lenses. The blades are not motorized, but can be pushed to and fro with your fingers. Approximately 11 inches wide, assorted colors.
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Jumbo Wiper Glasses $ 2.75 N1141 Temporarily Out of Stock.




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Hobo Soup
Hobo Soup - it's a soup that plays like a prop! Completely 100% edible (and tasty) soup is canned with this fabulous Hobo logo making it a perfect prop for the well fed tramp. Our recommendation: empty the can for a lighter clown suitcase!
This soup was the brainchild of a small-town newspaperman Minnisota, who in 1953 went into the local hobo camps in search of a feature story. As a result he was treated to old-fashioned homemade hobo soup and felt the world should share in this down-to-earth cuisine. Made with beans, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, onions, and turnips, and flavored with bacon to give it a satisfying smoky taste, this thick and hearty vegetable soup is literally a meal in itself. Simply heat and eat. 15 oz. can.
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Hobo Soup $ 2.25 Q1350



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Hypo Phoney
Fake syringe is harmless fun. Retracting needle lets you give fake shots or pretend to draw "blood." Approx. 5 inches long.
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Hypo Phoney $ 4.50 N11439




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Inflatable Birthday Cake Balloon Weight
This colorful birthday cake inflates to about a 12 inch diameter and has "Happy Birthday" is repeated three times around the outside. Purple, orange and fuchsia printed on white with a loop in the middle that you can attach helium filled balloons to for a fun centerpiece. cake, and there is a sand weight in the center bottom of each one. Each balloon weight even comes with a repair patch to help increase the life of the item.
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Inflatable Birthday Cake Balloon Weight $ 3.50 N1149




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Invisible Dog Leash
This leash seems to contain an Invisible Dog. Have lots of walkaround or parade fun pretending to walk your transparent pooch. Looks great with our Giant Hot Dog in a Bun (my dog Frank) or a Rubber Chicken (a bird dog) for variety!
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Invisible Dog Leash $ 6.50 N1150




 
Kodak Moment Card
This heavy duty card has the words "A Kodak Moment" on the front. When you are about to perform something wonderful, especially utilizing an audience member in a particularly silly or impressive routine, pause noticeably and hold up this card reminding the audience to immortalize the moment on film.
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Kodak Moment Card $ 0.75 N1174




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Magic Light Bulb
Light Bulb lights up whenever the base and side make contact with a piece metal. Wear a ring with a piece of foil in one hand and suddenly have a BRIGHT idea!
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Magic Light Bulb $ 6.00 N1179




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Mental Floss (also known as "Brain" Floss)
When you put on Mental Floss, a large string appears to run back and forth thru your head, flossing your brain!
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Mental Floss $ 2.00 N1183



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Note Pads, Money
Great as a giveaway item or for taking important notes. Mini notepads are 1.75 by 2.25 inches, and Jumbo notepads are 9.75 by 4.25 inches. Printed on one side only.
Item Description Unit Price Qty Item # Click to Add to Cart
Note Pad, Mini $100 &$36; 1.30 N1158
Note Pad, Jumbo $100 &$36; 3.00 N1155


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Pick-A-Card, Jumbo
Carry this single 7 inch tall card in a pocket or your magic case. When you invite spectators to "Pick a card, any card..." they will be amazed that you actually happen to have that very card in your pocket! Regular sized version available on our Itsy Bitsy page.
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Pick-A-Card, Jumbo $ 4.50 N1213




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Pig-A-Pult
If you've never seen pigs fly, here's your chance! Just load one or more tiny plastic pigs into the hand-held mini catapult and pull the trigger for loads of propelled porcine fun. Twenty 1/2 inch flying pigs included. Range is approximately 15 feet. Not for children under 3. See also our Cat-a-pult or Chicken Chucker for more flying animals.
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Pig-A-Pult $ 5.00 N1371
Mini Pigs, 24/pack $ 2.95 N13712




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Pop Gun, Wood
Brightly painted, 8 1/2 inch long wood gun with a "popping" cork.
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Pop Gun, Wood $ 2.50
N1237




 
Pop Up Tie Gimmick
This is a fantastic comedy gimmick that can be used over and over again during your show as a running gag. At any time during your show, you can make your tie suddenly pop straight up into the air without any visible manipulation by you! Your hands can be holding something in full view yet your tie will pop up! The gimmick furnished will fit work with any tie (tie not included, must not be of a heavy material) This gimmick is never visible to the audience so we will it keep it a secret and not show its picture here.
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Pop Up Tie Gimmick $ 2.95
N12402




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Punch Fist
Just press the button and out springs the fist accompanied by a loud "Boing" sound. The uses are endless, from skits, to comic relief! Realistic vinyl glove and plastic handle. Assorted colors, batteries included.
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Punch Fist $ 6.50 N1243


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NEW! RUE Card (Are You Ready)
This is a fun way to begin any show! Prop the card in a stand or against something so that the audience can see only the Bicycle back of the card. Then ask the audience to help you start the show by answering one question. Explain that the question is on the reverse side of the card, but the trouble sometimes is that your audience doesn't understand the question, and without an answer, you are at a loss as to whether or not to begin the show! Turn the card around and look out at your audience in anticipation of an answer. "No, it is not a street in France. Okay, I'll give you a hint." Point to the Black R and say aloud, "Are." Next point to the black U and say, "You." Finally, point out the red E and say, "Ready?" Of course the response is never loud enough the first time, so you prompt you audience again and wait for the thunderous "YES!" to begin your show. Card is approximately 11 1/2" X 7 1/2".
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RUE Card (Are You Ready) $ 7.50 N12600




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RX Glasses Set
Two pair of comedy glasses. "Prescription" glasses have two RX prescription bottles attached to the front (I got prescription glasses but I can't see!) and "Contacts" have the Contact Brand cold remedy box attached (Then I got some contacts but I STILL can't see!)
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RX Glasses Set $ 7.50 N1140




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Six Foot Ruler
This silly ruler made of 6 footprints is perfect for measuring almost anything - a doorway, a clown prop or even a volunteer ("are you tall enough to do this trick?")
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Six Foot Ruler $ 12.50 N1285




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Sheriff's Badge
Our silver colored Jumbo Sheriff's Badge looks great with our Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats and wielding Bang Guns! Approximately 5 inches in diameter, with a pin on the back.
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Jumbo Sheriff's Badge $ 1.35 N1274


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Smile on a Stick
Use this Simle on a Stick to turn any frown upside-down! Assorted colors.
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$ 1.95


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NEW! Grump on a Stick
The perfect companion to the Smile on a Stick!
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Grump on a Stick $ 1.95 N12873

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NEW! Santa on a Stick
Great fun for the holidays. Simply hold the Santa-On-A Stick up to your face and instantly you'll turn into Jolly Old St. Nick. It may not fool Mrs. Claus or the reindeer, but it's sure to get lots of laughs.
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Santa on a Stick $ 1.95 N12874



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Snake in Can
Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil! Comes loaded with two giant spring snakes, but you can load it with anything you like!
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Krinkles Potato Chip Snake Can $ 6.95 N1295




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NEW! Snake in Can, Delayed
The Snake Can is back in a new form that is perfect for practical jokers, clowns and magicians. Open the can and actually pour out sweets or remove silks. Moments later, to the real surprise of all, the snakes finally come flying out of the can! It's delayed reaction fun. Easy to operate. Can also be loaded to release one snake on opening, with a delayed second snake released on command. Comes loaded with two spring snakes. An extra pair of hands is great for helping to load them.
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Bavarian Snake Can, Delayed $ 6.75 N1296