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Good Old Fashioned Silly Stuff
This is where we keep all the silly things that don't quite fit anyplace else. Check it out.

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Appearing 8 Foot Pencil, Straw or Wand
Produce an 8 foot long straw or magic wand from a hat, suitcase, or practically anywhere. Both look great on stage - Straw is white with yellow and red stripes and Wand is black with white tips.
The possiblities are endless. Easy to do - learn it minutes after receiving it! Supplied complete with instructions.
Made in the USA of strong, durable materials that are guaranteed to last!
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Applause Card
This is a nice gag with a magical touch, which any performer can use to milk a little extra applause!
Performer holds up a card which says "APPLAUSE PLEASE." This will bring a few claps, so he turns it around, and it reads "LOUDER."
A little encouragement from the performer will help increase the noise level, and at the peak, the card is turned around again, and now it now reads "THAT'S ENOUGH."
Use it as a running gag, and the response will grow with each performance. A simple and easy to use item that packs flat at the bottom of the suitcase and makes for a good laugh in any show!
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Apple "Computer" Black Board
Use this blackboard any time you need to consult your "apple." Great for any tricks with predictions or in the popular skit "Mind Reader."
Approximately 10 x 9 inches. Chalk and eraser included.
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"Bang" Guns
These silly props make no sound, but have a bright red "Bang" flag that pops out instead.
Lots of fun with our 5 inch, silver colored plastic Jumbo Sheriff's Badge and
Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats!
Small is about 5.5" long, with a 2" handle; it extends to 8.5" long when "fired" with a 6"x6" flag.
Large is about 8.5" long, also with a 2" handle; it extends to 15" long when "fired" with a 9"x10" flag.
The large flag does tend to unfurl a little more smoothly, and is also more visible at a distance.
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Big Daddy's Undies
Oversized white jockey shorts are sure to get a hilarious reaction!
Use these giant underwear as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination!
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Big Momma's Undies
Oversized red bloomers with black lace trim are sure to get a hilarious reaction!
Use them as a production item, as a skit prop, as a flag in a parade - use your imagination!
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Cone Shooter, Clown Fish
5" Plastic Clown Fish Cone Shooters. Press button and foam ball flies off. Each with a matching 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted colors.
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Cone Shooter, Ice Cream
Press button and foam "ice cream" flies off. 5" plastic cone, each with a 2 1/2" sponge ball on a 42 inch long string. Assorted "flavors".
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Confetti Bucket
This classic clown stunt can now be a part of your act... Pour up to 16 ounces of water into this ordinary looking bucket, but when you throw it into your audience, it's only a bucketful of confetti!
Great for audiences of all ages, self-working and very effective.
Large Bucket is 9.5 inch tall and holds about 8 quarts. Small Bucket is 5 inches tall and holds about 14 ounces.
Mini Bucket is about 3 3/4 inches tall and holds just a few ounces. Instructions and routine ideas included.
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Counterfeit Detector
A comical way of collecting money. Drop in a borrowed bill into the top of the Counterfeit Detector. Then watch it visibly shred!
Your victim, er, volunteer will gasp as their greenback is cut to ribbons in plain sight. Sound effects eminating from the detector add to the effect.
Of course, the borrowed cash is unharmed, and can be reclaimed from the back of this novelty bank easily.
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Crazy Joke Hammer
When you make the motion of striking something with this hammer, it makes a sound like breaking glass (note: hammer doesn't actually have to hit anything to make the sound).
Click to hear a sample of the glass breaking sound.
Flashing red light on top adds to the effect. It's a real crack up! Approximately 10 inches tall. Requires 3 AA batteries - not included.
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Diamond Ring, Colossal
It's a fake Diamond Ring and it's HUGE! Get a great laugh with this ring in clown skits, give it away as a gift to a birthday child or when attending "non-clown" events like a wedding rehearsal.
Makes a great gift or decoration - try it as a napkin ring! Approximately 3 inches wide amd 2.25 inches in diameter.
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Egg, Plastic
Realistic looking hollow plastic eggs, sold individually.
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Extendable Meal Set
An ordinary-looking Knife, Fork and Spoon, that extend from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties!
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Extending Fork
An ordinary-looking fork, that extends from 8 inches to 25 inches. A great gag for picnics and parties!
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Faucet, Phoney
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Flexible Pencils
Flexible pencils can be bent and curved - the longer one can even be tied in a knot...
and it really writes, too!
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Hobo Soup
Hobo Soup - it's a soup that plays like a prop!
Completely 100% edible (and tasty) soup is canned with this fabulous Hobo logo making it a perfect prop for the well fed tramp.
Our recommendation: empty the can for a lighter clown suitcase!
This soup was the brainchild of a small-town newspaperman Minnisota, who in 1953 went into the local hobo camps in search of a feature story.
As a result he was treated to old-fashioned homemade hobo soup and felt the world should share in this down-to-earth cuisine.
Made with beans, potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, celery, onions, and turnips, and flavored with bacon to give it a satisfying smoky taste, this thick and hearty vegetable soup is literally a meal in itself.
Simply heat and eat. 15 oz. can.
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Hypo Phoney
Fake syringe is harmless fun. Retracting needle lets you give fake shots or pretend to draw "blood." Approx. 5 inches long.
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Magic Light Bulb
Light Bulb lights up whenever the base and side make contact with a piece metal. Wear a ring with a piece of foil in one hand and suddenly have a BRIGHT idea!
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Mental Floss (also known as "Brain" Floss)
When you put on Mental Floss, a large string appears to run back and forth thru your head, flossing your brain!
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Note Pads, Money
Great as a giveaway item or for taking important notes.
Jumbo notepads are 9.75 by 4.25 inches. Printed on one side only.
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Pick-A-Card, Jumbo
Carry this single 7 inch tall card in a pocket or your magic case.
When you invite spectators to "Pick a card, any card..." they will be amazed that you actually happen to have that very card in your pocket!
Regular sized version available on our Itsy Bitsy page.
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Pop Up Tie Gimmick
This is a fantastic comedy gimmick that can be used over and over again during your show as a running gag.
At any time during your show, you can make your tie suddenly pop straight up into the air without any visible manipulation by you!
Your hands can be holding something in full view yet your tie will pop up!
The gimmick furnished will fit work with any tie (tie not included, must not be of a heavy material)
This gimmick is never visible to the audience so we will it keep it a secret and not show its picture here.
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Punch Fist
Just press the button and out springs the fist accompanied by a loud "Boing" sound.
The uses are endless, from skits, to comic relief! Realistic vinyl glove and plastic handle.
Assorted colors, batteries included.
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RUE Card (Are You Ready)
This is a fun way to begin any show! Prop the card in a stand or against something so that the audience can see only the Bicycle back of the card. Then ask the audience to help you start the show by answering one question.
Explain that the question is on the reverse side of the card, but the trouble sometimes is that your audience doesn't understand the question, and without an answer, you are at a loss as to whether or not to begin the show!
Turn the card around and look out at your audience in anticipation of an answer. "No, it is not a street in France. Okay, I'll give you a hint." Point to the Black R and say aloud, "Are." Next point to the black U and say, "You."
Finally, point out the red E and say, "Ready?" Of course the response is never loud enough the first time, so you prompt you audience again and wait for the thunderous "YES!" to begin your show. Card is approximately 11 1/2" X 7 1/2".
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RX Glasses Set
Two pair of comedy glasses. "Prescription" glasses have two RX prescription bottles attached to the front
(I got prescription glasses but I can't see!) and "Contacts" have the Contact Brand cold remedy box attached (Then I got some contacts but I STILL can't see!)
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Six Foot Ruler
This silly ruler made of 6 footprints is perfect for measuring almost anything - a doorway, a clown prop or even a volunteer ("are you tall enough to do this trick?")
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Sheriff's Badge
Our silver colored Jumbo Sheriff's Badge looks great with our
Jumbo Foam Cowboy Hats and wielding Bang Guns! Approximately 5 inches in diameter, with a pin on the back.
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Smile on a Stick
Use this Simle on a Stick to turn any frown upside-down! Assorted colors.
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Ear on a Stick
Adds to your Smile on a Stick schtick!
Use it to say: I'm All Ears! I Ear You! Ear Me Out! Not Listening! or the ever popular Do You Ear Me Now?
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Grump on a Stick
The perfect companion to the Smile on a Stick!
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Santa on a Stick
Great fun for the holidays. Simply hold the Santa-On-A Stick up to your face and instantly you'll turn into Jolly Old St. Nick.
It may not fool Mrs. Claus or the reindeer, but it's sure to get lots of laughs.
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Snake in Can
Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil!
Regular Can includes two 30 inch plastic-covered snakes, but you can load it with anything you like.
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Snake in Can, Cloth Snakes
Looks just like a real potato chip can, but without the salt and oil!
Comes loaded with two giant 56 inch cloth-covered spring snakes, - totalling 9 feet of snake - but you can load it with anything you like.
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Snake in Can, Delayed
The Snake Can is back in a new form that is perfect for practical jokers, clowns and magicians. Open the can and actually pour out sweets or remove silks.
Moments later, to the real surprise of all, the snakes finally come flying out of the can! It's delayed reaction fun. Easy to operate.
Can also be loaded to release one snake on opening, with a delayed second snake released on command.
Comes loaded with two spring snakes. An extra pair of hands is great for helping to load them.
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Splatter Egg
Realistic looking egg made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall.
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Splatter Rock
Realistic looking rock made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall.
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Splatter Tomato
Realistic looking tomato made of water-filled sticky stretchy plastic. Throw it onto a smooth surface and watch it KER-SPLAT and then reform to its original shape. Approx. 2.5 inches tall.
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Split Pepsi Bottle
Just ask someone if they'd like to split a Pepsi with you. "Pepsi has this new bottle that prevents germs when sharing."
You then literally separate the apparently full bottle into two halves, and hand half to an audience member.
Or, comment on how easy this new bottle makes staying on your diet - you can easily drink half a bottle at a time.
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Squeak / No Squeak Frogs
A fun version of the shell game with frogs that squeak when you squeeze them, or do they?
Easy to do! No sleight of hand required! Set of 3 frogs and instructions included.
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Squirting Ketchup and Mustard
These plastic bottles look just like the squeeze bottles of ketchup and mustard found at many hot dog stands, but they only squirt (red or yellow) colored string!
Lots of fun with any food-related gag.
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Squirting Rose
Beautiful fake red rose is equipped with a bulb squirter.
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Squirting Snake Camera
Line up your audience to take a group photo to remember them forever, then let them have it not once, but twice.
Instead of taking a photo, this comical, oversized camera squirts them with water.
After you apologize and promise that won't happen again, and this time it releases two 5 ft snakes from the flash compartment!
Quality wood item. By Ickle Pickle.
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Squirt Bow Tie
Available in assorted colors only.
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Bendable Clown Straw
Colorful corkscrew straws with a bendable clown perched on them are a fun way for parched clowns to quench their thirst on summer days.
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Stretchy String
Each cool Hyper-Flex plastic rope stretches up to 10 feet long! There's nothing else like it. Pull it, twirl it, fling it, shoot it into the sky. It stretches out and then snaps back to its original shape.
Use it to play jump rope, or in the skit Long Distance Telephone. 12 inch length, easily stretches to 10 ft., 2 per pack. Assorted colors.
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Surprising Arm and Foot
Plastic limbs with real cloth "clothing" that can be produced in a magic trick, left hanging out of your suitcase or car trunk or used in a silly skit.
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Thumb, Jumbo
Approximately 4 inches tall.
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Whoopie Cushion
Colorful rubber cushion emits a familiar sound when sat on. Self-inflating!
One of the ultimate classic gags. Use your imagination and have a blast!
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Yodeling Pickle
Are you sick and tired of trying to convince your ordinary deli pickles to yodel? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodeling Pickle that you have always hoped for!
Each 6 1/2" long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Click here to play a sample of the melodious yodeling of this fabulous object. Batteries included.
Pickle Dress-up Set includes a mini black western hat and a pair of googily eyes! (Sorry, we couldn't find any mini-lederhosen.)
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Zipper Banana
Place a peeled banana into this zipper banana. Then have fun unzipping the banana, taking a bite, and rezipping to save the rest for later. Great for a laugh or a running gag.
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