Jumbo Clown Squirt Flower

Why settle for a regular-sized squirting flower when you can announce your pranking intentions from across the room with this JUMBO bad boy? This oversized lapel launcher is perfect for clowns, pranksters, and people who've completely given up on making good first impressions. Measuring significantly larger than your average boutonniere, this cheerful yellow flower with its conspicuous red bulb practically screams "I'm definitely going to spray you in the face!" But here's the thing—people still fall for it. Every. Single. Time. It's like watching humanity's eternal optimism play out in water-based humiliation.