Polka Dot Bow Headband

Behold the magnificent monstrosity that is this oversized polka dot bow headband—a fashion accessory that boldly declares "I contain multitudes of questionable taste!" Featuring a gloriously garish yellow base adorned with red, blue, and green polka dots the size of small planets, this bow is so massive it has its own gravitational field. Perfect for clowns, party enthusiasts, or anyone who's ever thought "you know what my head needs? To look like a wrapped gift that nobody asked for." The statement you're making is loud, it's proud, and it's probably visible from space.